August 11th with 308,768 notes :: reblog
So I was on itunes…
Is it weird I found this hilarious?
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
(Source: cumdurnp)August 10th with 117,516 notes :: reblog
sometimes when I’m in a crowd and there’s an applause I get a bit too into the clapping I just get lost in the moment of clap
So this was in my draftsAugust 10th :: reblog
August 10th with 12,815 notes :: reblog
i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little baby child.
somebody please let this man retire
(Source: chiltons-tum)August 10th with 176,516 notes :: reblog
mum can u pls go to sleep already so i can get high and watch extreme couponing in peace jesus let me liveAugust 10th with 2 notes :: reblog
- Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
- Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
- Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
- Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
- Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
- Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.