benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
(Source: icachondeo)March 5th with 525,017 notes :: reblog
bloody jesus. delivery guy just pulled up
didn’t want him to know I was literally waiting next to the front door for food so I ran down the other end of the house before he knocked and casually walked to the door like I was in the middle of doing something important.March 5th with 5 notes :: reblog
day two of my health kick and I just ordered $40 worth of chinese food.
sometimes im genuinely disappointed in how much self control I lack
but hokkien noodles thoMarch 5th with 1 note :: reblog
March 5th with 164,815 notes :: reblog
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
man, i need a computer so i can fuck shit up on this site again donate now i’ll buy you a froke and touch your genitals
Someone buy this girl a damned computer already, my dash is getting waaaaay too dull.
I’m also kind of too afraid to ask what a “froke” is.
a froke is a frozen coke.
Haa I didn’t know this. Froke.
Today I learned a thing ^_^
buy me a fucking computerMarch 4th with 6 notes :: reblog
man, i need a computer so i can fuck shit up on this site again donate now i’ll buy you a froke and touch your genitalsMarch 3rd with 6 notes :: reblog
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
(Source: shotaprick)February 1st with 158,880 notes :: reblog